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The Minister is an Icelandic television drama series developed by Sagafilm. It debuted as an eight-part series that follows populist Prime Minister Benedikt Ríkarðsson as his mental illness grows and his colleagues try to keep it a secret from the nation. In 2023 it was renewed for a second season.
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