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Zurab Revazovich Kokoyev is a South Ossetian politician and was a member of South Ossetia's parliament, where he was one of three vice-speakers, and Chairman of the Committee for construction, industry, transport and communications. He is the leader of the Unity Party, which is allied with former President of South Ossetia Eduard Kokoity.
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