{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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