{"type":"standard","title":"Hitch (film)","displaytitle":"Hitch (film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q943338","titles":{"canonical":"Hitch_(film)","normalized":"Hitch (film)","display":"Hitch (film)"},"pageid":1524596,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Hitch_poster.JPG","width":256,"height":388},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Hitch_poster.JPG","width":256,"height":388},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288148586","tid":"8ca28d8f-25fa-11f0-a61a-cbfea4a77a1a","timestamp":"2025-04-30T19:37:28Z","description":"2005 romantic comedy film directed by Andy Tennant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hitch_(film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hitch_(film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hitch_(film)"}},"extract":"Hitch is a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by Andy Tennant and starring Will Smith in the title role, along with Eva Mendes, Kevin James, and Amber Valletta. The film, which was written by Kevin Bisch, features Smith as a professional matchmaker who makes a living teaching men how to woo women. Unfortunately, while helping his latest client woo the woman of his dreams, he finds out that his game does not work on the gossip columnist with whom he is smitten.","extract_html":"
Hitch is a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by Andy Tennant and starring Will Smith in the title role, along with Eva Mendes, Kevin James, and Amber Valletta. The film, which was written by Kevin Bisch, features Smith as a professional matchmaker who makes a living teaching men how to woo women. Unfortunately, while helping his latest client woo the woman of his dreams, he finds out that his game does not work on the gossip columnist with whom he is smitten.
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