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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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