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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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